This Is The New Deflategate Judge And I'm No Longer Confident That Brady Is Going To Win The NFL's Appeal

pics via Mike Hurley

Yup, we’re fucked, ladies and gentlemen. That’s the chief judge in the NFL’s appeal so we can go ahead and assume Judge Berman’s ruling will be overturned and we’ll be without Tom Brady for four games next season. Can’t trust a guy with hair like that. That dyejob/coonskin/coonskin dyejob screams I’m a shifty fellow. That’s some shit that Frank Reynolds would have. God fucking dammit we are so screwed. Any man with hair like that has no morals, doesn’t care what people think about him, and would undoubtedly be willing to take a bribe under the table from Goodell. That’s used car salesman hair, that’s boxing promoter who tells his guy to go down in the third hair. Son of a bitch. SON OF A BITCH! I wasn’t phased when Berman was a Jets fan who grew up in Queens, but this mop on Katzmann has be all sorts of concerned. That is not a man to have faith in when it comes to upholding justice. He’s a flouter of society’s conventions every time he steps outside with that hair, and won’t hesitate to do it again.